New Jersey police are searching for a person who's dumping adult diapers on roadways and they’re channeling Liam Neeson to do it.
Greenwich Township Police posted to social media with a post saying "To you, Adult Diaper, Urine Pad, Illegal Dumper." It explained that for the past week, they've been finding trash bags filled with adult diapers and urine pads along the roads of Greenwich Township and the surrounding area. The GTPD did their own version of a famous speech from “Taken,” telling the stinky dumper "We don't know who you are. We don't know what you want. But what we do have are a very particular set of skills, skills we have acquired over a very long career, skills that make us a nightmare for people like you. If you stop now, that'll be the end of it. We will not look for you. We will not pursue you. But if you don't, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will find you."