A 50-year-old British woman had an embarrassing problem that had destroyed her bedroom mojo. After her first child was born, she suffered from “stress incontinence. And really, we get it. It makes sleeping in the “wet spot” far less sexy. So, she did something about it.
So, Theresa Bartram had a surgical procedure that was supposed to cure her leakage once and for all. This operation involved lifting “her prolapsed bladder with a plastic mesh sling called transvaginal tape.” As you might imagine, after seven years with no hot bone action, she was finally ready to get things moving again. In 2009, however, things went severely south when her coochie almost cut her man’s love missile off. Seriously. We’ll let Theresa take it from here.
“It was like it had grown teeth. His willy was bright red and spouting blood. There was a big red stain spreading between us on the sheets. After that, he was scared of my lady garden and approached it as if it was a Venus flytrap and he was a bluebottle (fly).”
After years of being told everything was fine by doctors, she discovered that the mesh had been fitted too low, and that made it turn hard and brittle. It’s since been removed, and Theresa’s back to her good old incontinent self – but get this. Now her vag is NUMB, too! She’s also joined a group called Sling The Mesh, which hopes to eliminate the now controversial procedure. Let it be a word of warning: Save the schvantz, gentlemen…and know before you ‘go.’”
Source: NY Post