Coming Just In Time: A Raiders-Themed Brothel

As you know, NFL owners came one vote shy of unanimously approving the move of the Raiders from Oakland to Las Vegas. By the time the 2020 football season rolls around, a massive new stadium will be built, and the Black Hole will envelop a new city. As Sin City prepares for their first-ever professional football franchise, another kind of preparation is underway.

Famed brothel owner – and self-proclaimed pimp – Dennis Hof, has announced plans of his own. The “Cathouse” frontman is currently developing a Raiders-themed brothel that’ll open up at around the same time that the team’s new 65,000-seat home will be opening for business.

Hof says that the new place will be dubbed the “Pirate’s Booty Sports Brothel.” It’ll be touted as the first brothel that caters to “athletes and their die-hard fans” (heavy on the ‘hard’, we’re thinking). There’ll also be a VIP section, and half-off discounts for Raiders players and staff. Also, the ladies who are working will be dressed as cheerleaders. Go team!

Source: Washington Post

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