Pro Tip: If you want to keep your job, don’t pee in the product.
An Ascension Parish, Louisiana government employee is out of a job after his arrest for peeing into the water supply at a Donaldsonville water plant.
Yes… the water supply. Michael Mastin got busted on two counts of contaminating water supplies and two counts of criminal damage to critical infrastructure.
Surveillance cams caught Mastin in the act. Parish officials are trying to assure residents that all water samples meet all safe water drinking requirements since the pee incident.