In the Australian island state of Tasmania, a woman was able to call out of work because of a seal that was blocking her car.
Amber Harris was given the greatest excuse ever to ditch work when “Neil the Seal,” a tagged and tracked elephant seal weighing over 1,300 pounds, planted its happy ass right in front of her car…preventing her from getting to work.
Neil has a history of coming onto the land around the area, “sunning himself on roads,” “playing with traffic cones,” and hibernating. Fortunately for Harris’ employment, Neil headed back to the beach a few hours later.
Source: ABC News Australia