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In the UK, a fugitive from justice is telling police that mocking his receding hairline is out-of-bounds.
Police in Avon and Somerset have been scouring the area looking for 29-year-old Daniel Kellaway who’s wanted for alleged “driving offenses, criminal damage, and threatening behavior.”
On their “wanted” posters and online postings, police describe Kellaway as 28 years old and having “receding brown hair.”
Seeing that he was “wanted” on social media, Kellaway posted a request for an age correction “after his birthday had passed” and that there was “no need to mention the hairline.”
Kellaway also reported that he’s “heading to Turkey to get it sorted out, and then we’ll catch up”…whatever that means.
Perhaps he found a deal on hair restoration in Istanbul?
Source: Metro