Suspected Shoplifter Diverts Attention By Pooping So Partner Can Raid Store

A pair of shoplifters had a smelly, but effective plan and executed it in a Florida Family Dollar store last week.

While a male suspect was taking about $500 worth of stuff, a woman decided to drop a deuce right in a store aisle as a diversion.

It worked and they walked away with the goods. Police noted that a store employee was forced to "clean that ... stuff up," adding, "We ... kid you not."

The cops have dubbed the successful duo “Mr. Clean” and “Ms. Dookie.”


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