A pair of shoplifters had a smelly, but effective plan and executed it in a Florida Family Dollar store last week.
While a male suspect was taking about $500 worth of stuff, a woman decided to drop a deuce right in a store aisle as a diversion.
It worked and they walked away with the goods. Police noted that a store employee was forced to "clean that ... stuff up," adding, "We ... kid you not."
The cops have dubbed the successful duo “Mr. Clean” and “Ms. Dookie.”